
The worst thing you can do? Fill it full of slick which can turn into gel flakes. These days women like to touch a man’s hair. The classic Over-Geller was born from the era of ’90s pop culture where mind-boggling hold was widely worshipped. Women say it’s not a bad haircut, they just don’t like a man who has more beautiful hair than they do. That look slowly evolved into the let-it-down locks which you see here. The Luscious Locks have slowly grown in popularity over the years with cool guys such as Jared Leto and Leo championing the man bun. There’s no explanation for this other than it’s ugly and much worse if you decide to platt it like Sir Labeouf here. Pony tails are a big no-no according the the women of D’Marge.

It’s so intimidating it will even keep women away. The slick flat top and heavily chiselled sides with zero fade makes this cut look like a warlord crown of sorts. The supreme leader haircut is reserved only for those with the will to punch on at any moment’s notice. Shaved sides, long on top with a left or right combover? Cut! The Supreme Leader Cut It’s not a particularly bad haircut but women are growing tired of how monotonous the trend has become amongst the legions of men who now look like Phil & Lil from Rugrats. One of the most prolific hairstyles of the 2015/16 season amongst seasoned gym junkies and self-proclaimed ‘lifters’ is this particular doozy. Even your Gucci gang can’t save you from this steaming pile of hair that resembles something between a Burning Man chick’s minge and a My Little Pony on acid. My Little Pony On An Acid TripĪh, Lil Pump. Thankfully this was just Alexander Skarsgard in character mode for a film. Also, it looks ridiculous with stubble coming through. The Fake Costanza is never okay and a slap in the face to those who never had a chance to begin with. Pity the fool who makes fun of balding men by intentionally getting a haircut to fit in with them. He may not be a dick head on the race track anymore, but he certainly looked like one off the track. What exactly happened here? How do you even tell the barber this is the haircut you want? Nobody knows. Ferrari F1 driver Sebastian Vettel debuted his ‘bell-end’ haircut earlier this year to much outrage and confusion amongst fans and commentators.
